Taylor Momsen Has A Beer Gut

Really, The Superficial?! Really?! A beer gut?! Really?!

I was tooling around on the internet to avoid work this morning, like you do, and stumbled across this story about Taylor Momsen having a beer gut. As a lover of all things Gossip Girl (yes, even non Gossip Girl related stories about Little J), I clicked away.

THIS GIRL DOES NOT HAVE A BEER GUT!!! Of course the opening picture used for the 30-photo "beer gut" slideshow is a snapshot of her slouched and leaning to the side that was taken while she was likely dancing around like a rockstar.

Look at her here, at the same concert standing up straight. Does this look like beer gut? NO!

Seriously people?! She's 17! She's still a child. I cannot even pull together words to tell you how ridiculous I think this is. Now, tens of thousands of girls (give or take a few) who are perfectly fine are going to FREAK OUT because they too have an I'm-still-a-child-and-have-a-tiny-amount-of-fat-in-places-that-even-grown-ass-women-struggle-to-lose "beer gut."

For the record, THIS is a beer gut.

Where'd you go TV?

Dear Television Schedule Planners,

Why are tv schedules created so that it seems EVERY show I watch is in reruns during the same week(s)? I get the sweeps stuff but still: You. Are. Lame. What am I supposed to do tonight now that Chuck, 90210, Gossip Girl, Castle, How I Met Your Mother and Two and a Half Men (kidding! duh, #winner) are all episodes I've seen before? Read? Exercise? Be social? You are crazy.

Please fix this. Or I will have my friend Blair write a very stern email to you. She's real good at those.

Thanks,
Liz L.