If you have to write a co-worker an email that's not too sweet, it makes it okay if you close with "Thanks!" right? For example:
Dear Co-worker:
Here's the document you requested I review. You did this completely wrong and your writing is unintelligible. Please see the 157 corrections I made to it in track changes. If you don't understand something due to your own incompetence, please try to figure it out with your supervisor before calling me.
Thanks!